How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, but it must be an odd number because, "they can't even."

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Why do sorority girls travel in odd number packs?

Because they can't even

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You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

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Why do girls... Hang out in odd numbers?

Because they can't even!

Why do college girls only hang out in odd numbers?

Because they literally can't even.