What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes !

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.

What does a dyslexic agnostic wonder about?

Is there a dog?

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !

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What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.