What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

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What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.