What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

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What's the difference between a pest and vermin?

Walt Disney.

What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

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What kind of potato chips do dogs like best?

RUFFles

What did the baker name her dog?

Pido.

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What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

How do cats park their cars?

They allel park

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What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.