Kevin Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

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What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

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Why does Kevin Bacon not get more leading roles in Hollywood?

Because it's not kosher. http://36.media.tumblr.com/cb0ad7dd38767e0fc2363665afdb5cdd/tumblrinlinentae7hsEL21tw80r81280.jpg

What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast?

Kevin Bacon. ... And Jon Hamm. I'll show myself out.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why did the belt go to jail?

A. Because he held up a pair of pants!

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

What is the opposite of leapfrog?

Toadstool

What is the opposite of Polygamy?

gt What is the opposite of Polygamy Monotony

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How are women like snow?

They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

Peter Parker Jokes More Peter Parker Jokes

What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

Why does Peter Parker main spy in tf2?

Because SPY DA MAN!

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: rocks boat Her: Hey! Me: rocks faster Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.