Kevin Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

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What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

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Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

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What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame

What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

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What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living?

You call 'im Maury. :)

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What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

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Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

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What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

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What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast?

Kevin Bacon. ... And Jon Hamm. I'll show myself out.

Why does Kevin Bacon not get more leading roles in Hollywood?

Because it's not kosher. http://36.media.tumblr.com/cb0ad7dd38767e0fc2363665afdb5cdd/tumblrinlinentae7hsEL21tw80r81280.jpg

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Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.