Kevin Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

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What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

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Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!! ... I'll see myself out. Credit goes to Safari Animals Oatmeal by Quaker.

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living?

You call 'im Maury. :)

What lives on a farm and says moo?

a bilingual chicken

Ben Jokes More Ben Jokes

What do they say when batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ?

Ben knocking on this door all morning !

Kevin Hart Jokes More Kevin Hart Jokes

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar ?

Weight for it...

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

he missed the rains down in africa

Kevin Bacon Jokes More Kevin Bacon Jokes

Why does Kevin Bacon not get more leading roles in Hollywood?

Because it's not kosher. http://36.media.tumblr.com/cb0ad7dd38767e0fc2363665afdb5cdd/tumblrinlinentae7hsEL21tw80r81280.jpg

What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast?

Kevin Bacon. ... And Jon Hamm. I'll show myself out.