What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

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What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

What did King Arthur have for breakfast?

Eggcalibur.

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What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal?

Apple Jacks

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks