What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

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What is the definition of torque?

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What do you want for breakfast?

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What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

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Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal?

Apple Jacks

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks