What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

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Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

What is the average Math teacher like?

Mean.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus

Oreo Jokes More Oreo Jokes

Why are you crying?

me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

What is a oreo?

2 gang members smashing a white boys face.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

How'd he do that?

Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

Cw Jokes More Cw Jokes

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.