Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.
I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!
She said, "Whatever means necessary." "No it doesn't," I said.
Kevin Bacon. ... And Jon Hamm. I'll show myself out.
He foamed at the mouth.
2 gang members smashing a white boys face.
Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost
Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.
M: Protesting this conversation.
