What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

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What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

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How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?

Vitamin bills!

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What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

What is a oreo?

2 gang members smashing a white boys face.

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What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

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What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.