What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

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Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

What do you mean ?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !

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What is an Italian's favorite type of breakfast?

Serie-a*l

What is white and disturbs your breakfast?

An avalanche

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What do you call 2 black people on a bunk bed?

An Oreo

What is a oreo?

2 gang members smashing a white boys face.

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What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad

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What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.