Why are you crying?

me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

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What does my Uncle and my account balance have in common?

I cry whenever I see them.

Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

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What is a oreo?

2 gang members smashing a white boys face.

Why are you crying?

me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

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What is it called when your crush has a crush on you too?

Imagination.

How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.