Why are you crying?

me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

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What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

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What do you call 2 black people on a bunk bed?

An Oreo

Why are you crying?

me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

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Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush