Why are you crying?

me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

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Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

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Why are you crying?

me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

What do you call 2 black people on a bunk bed?

An Oreo

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What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.