Why are you crying?

me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

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Why are you crying?

me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

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Why are you crying?

me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

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What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants?

Donald Trunk.

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.