Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

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Why did the scarecrow receive a prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.

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Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

What the pepper say to the angry chilli?

If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business

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What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!