Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

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What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A: A back-handed compliment.

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What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

Why does everyone hate peppers?

They always get jalapeno business!

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How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

What do you call a phallic music scale, crushed under a piano?

D-flat