Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

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Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

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What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

Why does everyone hate peppers?

They always get jalapeno business!

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What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!