Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

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Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

What 8-letter word has one letter in it?

Envelope.

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What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant?

Burger King didn't cover his whopper.

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What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

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Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.

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How do you call 8 Hobbits?

A Hobbyte

What do 8 hobbits make?

A hobbyte.

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How do you call 8 Hobbits?

A Hobbyte

What are 8 Hobbits?

One hobbyte.