Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

What do you get if you group 8 sodium atoms together?

Batman.

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What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

Where does a librarian sleep?

Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door.

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What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

Where are average things manufactured?

The satisfactory.

Manhole Jokes More Manhole Jokes

Why are manhole covers round?

Because manholes are round

Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.

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Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

What do 8 hobbits make?

A hobbyte.

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Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

What are 8 Hobbits?

One hobbyte.