Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

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What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?

Dyslexia

What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

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What is long, brown and covered in flies?

The welfare line.

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

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What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.

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Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.

Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

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How do you call 8 Hobbits?

A Hobbyte

What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

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Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

What are 8 Hobbits?

One hobbyte.