Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

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What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

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What do you call a retard covered in water?

Flame retardant

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

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What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

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Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.

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How do you call 8 Hobbits?

A Hobbyte

What are 8 Hobbits?

One hobbyte.

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How do you call 8 Hobbits?

A Hobbyte

Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.