How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.

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How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb?

One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

One..... Or two...

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.

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What do you call an annoying Chinese chef?

A Woky Talky

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

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Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

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Whats the worst thing about manufacturing tabletops?

It's counterproductive

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States