Only one but he has to manufacture it first.
None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)
A crusty asian
The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still dont have any Mexicans.
One, while the rest were kung fu fighting
I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!
The satisfactory.
Give it two test-tickles.