What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

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What does Waka flocka order at a Chinese restaurant?

BAO BAO BAO BAO

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting

How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

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What's a cannibal's favourite type of food?

Finger food!

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

What's the best part of Chinese food?

The 4/10 cookie