What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

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Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

What did the chinese pirate say?

Awwlllll!

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Why don't Chinese people roll 12lb balls down wooden lanes to knock over pins?

Because to them it's boring.

Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

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Why did the hipster burn his tounge?

Because he ate his food before it was cool.

How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

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Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."