Why is PTSD like riding a bike?

You never forget

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Why is PTSD like riding a bike?

You never forget

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

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Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

They are two tired.

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

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What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike