What's the difference between a black man and a bike?

The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

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When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

What do you call a starting indie dev?

No Game No Life

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

How Do We Know That Adam Wasn't Black?

Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and a bike?

The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.

Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:

What do you call a chain of singing islands?

An acapellago.