What's the difference between a black man and a bike?

The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.

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Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

Respiridol

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Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?

Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.

What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress?

They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

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What's the difference between Black man, and Batman?

Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin.

What's the difference between a black man and happiness?

You can't buy happiness!

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What do you call two black guys on a bike?

Organized crime

What do you call a Latino on a bike?

Juan less car (one less car)

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Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.

Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.

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What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.