What's the difference between a black man and a bike?

The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

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How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

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Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

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Why are black people afraid of motorcycles?

They'd get caught in the chain.

What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?

A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.

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What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.