What's the difference between a black guy and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put their chains on.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Iceland and Ireland?

A consonant.

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

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What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

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What's the difference between a black guy and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put their chains on.

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness