Snow tires don't sing when you put their chains on.
You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward
One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.
Gristle While You Work!
Santa's little Elvis.
If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.
A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.
Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness
