What's the difference between a black guy and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put their chains on.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::

What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

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What do elephants sing at christmas ?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

What Christmas Carol do they sing in North Korea?

We Three Kims

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What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

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What's the difference between snow tires and black people?

The snow tires still work when you take the chains off.

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness