What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between pokemon go and my girlfriend?

Pokemon go always goes down on me

What's the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of 4.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Why is everyone smiling at me today?

checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

Why didn't the shy juggler perform at the circus today?

Because he didn't have the balls!

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why did Beyonc sing "to the left, to the left"?

Because black people don't have rights.

Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

Why is all the racism in America downstairs?

That's where we keep them chained up.

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

Snow Tire Jokes More Snow Tire Jokes

What's the difference between a black guy and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put their chains on.

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

Beg Jokes More Beg Jokes

What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

Ps Jokes More Ps Jokes

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It"

What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

Forgiveness Jokes More Forgiveness Jokes

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus