What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

What's the difference between 0/1 and 0/2 ?

Nothing.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What does Uncle Vernon not do today?

Post.

Why should I submit a joke today?

Because today's April full!

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do post-impressionist painters sing when painting a Frozen landscape?

Let it Gogh!

Why Beyonce?

Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights...

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

Snow Tire Jokes More Snow Tire Jokes

What's the difference between a black guy and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put their chains on.

What's the difference between snow tires and black people?

The snow tires still work when you take the chains off.

Beg Jokes More Beg Jokes

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Ps Jokes More Ps Jokes

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

Forgiveness Jokes More Forgiveness Jokes

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus