Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness
Cells are found inside plants.
When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.
All of them.
They're cramming for the final.
Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P
I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!
Jungle Bells
He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"
A start.
A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.
The snow tires still work when you take the chains off.
the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"
Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.
Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)
The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !
They all had masters
John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus