What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

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What's the difference between a Thai man and a Thai woman?

Pls help.

What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

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What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

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What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What rock group have four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!

Who's there ! Bull ! Bull who ?

Bull the chain when your done !

Snow Tire Jokes More Snow Tire Jokes

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

What's the difference between snow tires and black people?

The snow tires still work when you take the chains off.

Beg Jokes More Beg Jokes

What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Ps Jokes More Ps Jokes

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

Forgiveness Jokes More Forgiveness Jokes

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus