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What's the difference between plants and black men?

Cells are found inside plants.

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What church do hypocrites belong to?

All of them.

Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?

A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.

Snow Tire Jokes More Snow Tire Jokes

What's the difference between snow tires and black people?

The snow tires still work when you take the chains off.

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

Beg Jokes More Beg Jokes

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

Ps Jokes More Ps Jokes

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

Forgiveness Jokes More Forgiveness Jokes

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness