How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

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What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

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What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

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What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

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What do we want!?

No daylight savings!" "When do we want it! " "An hour ago!!!"

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...