How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

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What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

Why is everyone smiling at me today?

checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

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Why are there so many dumb blonde jokes?

it gives brunnettes and redheads something to do on friday and saturday nights!

Where do Crows hang out on a friday nght?

At a crow bar.

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Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

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Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...