How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

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Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

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Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

Where do Crows hang out on a friday nght?

At a crow bar.

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Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Hour Ago Jokes More Hour Ago Jokes

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

What do we want!?

No daylight savings!" "When do we want it! " "An hour ago!!!"