Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

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What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

How do blondes carpool?

They meet up a work

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What does a chef and a gravitational wave astronomer have in common?

They both work in gastronomy

What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

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Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

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Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

Why do they call me seven days?

Because I'm weak.

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Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.