Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What's the definition of eternity?

Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.

What do you get when turn three blondes upside down?

Two brunettes and a red-head.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

Why are bodybuilders the best the best partners?

Because with them it always works out.

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

Seven Day Jokes More Seven Day Jokes

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

Why do they call me seven days?

Because I'm weak.

Retrain Jokes More Retrain Jokes

Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.