Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

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Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?

Who cares

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

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What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

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Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Why does Garfield hate Mondays?

He doesn't have a job.

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Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Retrain Jokes More Retrain Jokes

Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

It takes too long to retrain them.

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.