Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

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A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

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Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

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It takes too long to retrain them.