Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997
A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.
The insti-gator.
Swine flu
Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.
One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.
He heard they were Pro-Pain.
Tell her a joke on a Monday!
I need to know before my court date on Monday.