How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

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How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

w

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What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

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What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

What is a french bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

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What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.