How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

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What is the most tried and true method to getting a small fortune?

Start out with a large fortune.

What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz

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How can you be so sure?

I was 10 years old yesterday.

What happened on Reddit yesterday?

A pao-erful change

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How do cats let us know that they are in pain ?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

What do mathematicians drink?

Anything to ease the pain.

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?

Well it's back to the old grind!