How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

How did Feminism start?

With an unlocked kitchen door

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Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday."

Which day is the most agreeable?

Yesterday

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What would a world without women feel like?

A pain in the arse.

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

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What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.