Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997
Nukes... You're fired!
Ready teddy go !
Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.
A pao-erful change
A masochrist.
Because they chew balls.
A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...