Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997
Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".
I think we should start seeing other sheeple."
Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet
Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.
In Hertz.
It pains them to have standards.
Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...
Monday will be here in 5 minutes.