What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

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What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

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What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom