Roar Jokes

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

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What would Chewbacca do?

And the answer is always, "Make that gargly roaring sound." So that's what I do.

What's a lannister's favorite pop star?

Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar

What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring?

Panda-monium.

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom