What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

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Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

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Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

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What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

How do they know what that is?

This movie doesn't seem very realistic, you guys.

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Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

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What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

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What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

What would Chewbacca do?

And the answer is always, "Make that gargly roaring sound." So that's what I do.