What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

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What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

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What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

Why are black people so fast?

Since they run away from lions , but he nearest village is 10km away.....

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What is this movie about?

It is about 2 hours long.

How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.

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What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

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What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

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What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring?

Panda-monium.

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.