What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

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When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

What would one call a movie about meth addictions?

Need for speed.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

How would you describe the average bully?

Mean.

Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Roar Jokes More Roar Jokes

What's a lannister's favorite pop star?

Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar

What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring?

Panda-monium.