What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

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What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

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What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

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How do you make Ben Carson yell?

Watch a movie with him.

What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

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When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

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Whats another meaning for a women?

Finger puppet

What Chinese name means 'wolf'?

Hau Ling.

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What's a lannister's favorite pop star?

Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar

What would Chewbacca do?

And the answer is always, "Make that gargly roaring sound." So that's what I do.