Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

Previous Random Joke Next

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the Oxen say to his son moving out?

Bison

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jos and Josb

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What do we call that one small worm that won't shut up?

A chatterpillar

What does Deadpool need?

Someone to merc him shut up.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

Why are linux geeks very introvertish ?

Because they never get out of their shell

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

Grandpa Jokes More Grandpa Jokes

How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud