Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

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Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

Grandpa Jokes More Grandpa Jokes

How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed?

Keep it up!