Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

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Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

How do you shut down all the nuclear reactors in the world?

Tell the FineBros. about them

How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

Grandpa Jokes More Grandpa Jokes

What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men