How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

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Why Is Chemistry Racist?

It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.

What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison?

You know he did it.

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What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

What does disappointment feel like?

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What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

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What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?

Grandma monster

What does rock music and my grandpa have in common?

The Strokes