How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

What do Baptists and cats have in common?

You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.

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How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

How do windmills feel about renewable energy?

They're pretty big fans

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

Grandpa Jokes More Grandpa Jokes

What does rock music and my grandpa have in common?

The Strokes

What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(