How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

What do I have now?

Oh, I do not know, DIABETES MAYBE!"

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

Grandpa Jokes More Grandpa Jokes

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men