How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

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How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

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How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

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How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

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How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.