How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

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What do you call a below average sized dog?

A sub woofer Yeah, I know I'm barking up the wrong sub reddit.

What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

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Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

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What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

How do I submit a joke?

Do I hand my life in

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Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..

How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.