What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(

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Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

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What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

putting them back in the wheelchair

What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.

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What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

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What should you use to make a boat explode?

A weapon of mast destruction.

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

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Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday."

What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?

Grandma monster