What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(

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How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer?

The wheelchair

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What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(

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What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.

What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

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Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday."

How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.