What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(

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Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

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What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

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What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(

What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

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What do you call a boat full of Karma?

An Upboat.

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

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What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed?

Keep it up!

What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?

Grandma monster