What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(

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He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

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Just beet it

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A common tater !

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Sandusky

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gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

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on a Freudian Slip

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Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday."

What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(