When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

What do you call an essay in a flash drive???

who wants 2 try?

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

A: Santa came early

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

What do you call a guy who likes Adobe and little boys?

a PDFile

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?

Mini-Mum

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Where does geography and geography meet?

The Bermuda Triangle.

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good