When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Where do birds meet for coffee ?

In a nest-cafe !

What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What goes "ha ha, thump thump?

A guy laughing his balls off.

What do you call a guy who peeps his peeps?

A homeboyeur.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

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What do you call the Irish guy who always brings flan to the potluck?

Shaun O'flanagan

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What's the best part about bangin' twenty six year olds?

You get to meet Jared Fogel.

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.