What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you get down from an aerial ladder?

A. You don't get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.

What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What is the best part of having Alzheimer's?

Youre always meeting new people.

What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e )

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

How to fleas travel ?

Itch hiking !

Why do high school girls always travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't evennn...

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

Warp Jokes More Warp Jokes

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp