What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

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What is the most up-voted comment of all time?

repost"

What's red and invisible at the same time?

No tomatoes.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

What is Iraq's national bird?

A: Duck.

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What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?

You're fine how am I "

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

Why do white girls always travel in odd number packs?

They can't even

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Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Warp Jokes More Warp Jokes

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp