Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.

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What is the best anti-joke you know?

Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.

Why are blond jokes so short?

So men can remember them.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

What do Abraham Lincoln and Ryan Fitzpatrick have in common?

Neither of them can finish a play