Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.

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What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

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Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.