Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.

What's the difference between amnesia and alzheimers?

I can't remember.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*