Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.

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Why do they put cotton in the top of pill bottles?

So black people remember they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what