What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

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How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*