What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

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What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?"

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what