What is the Islamic State's favorite crime?

The Dine-and-Daesh.

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What do you do when ISIS attacks?

Make a mad Daesh to a shelter

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.