Daesh Jokes

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

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What do you do when ISIS attacks?

Make a mad Daesh to a shelter

How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

What is the Islamic State's favorite crime?

The Dine-and-Daesh.

How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.