What do you do when ISIS attacks?

Make a mad Daesh to a shelter

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Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What will be on the Denny's Menu when ISIS takes over?

The Grand I-slam

What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

Daesh Jokes More Daesh Jokes

How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

Shelter Jokes More Shelter Jokes

Why is the homeless /r/anime mod still homeless?

Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.