What do you do when ISIS attacks?

Make a mad Daesh to a shelter

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How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

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What is the Islamic State's favorite crime?

The Dine-and-Daesh.

What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.