What do you do when ISIS attacks?

Make a mad Daesh to a shelter

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What's the difference between the UN and ISIS?

The pension package.

Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

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What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

What do you do when ISIS attacks?

Make a mad Daesh to a shelter

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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.