Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

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What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

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What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

What did one ISIS member say to another?

IED mubarak.."

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What do you call the fourth musketeer if he's gone to the dark side?

Darth-tagnan

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

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Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What do you call a pest from the moon?

A luna-tick.

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What do you call 10,000 SJW's at the bottom of the ocean?

a good start.

How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 10000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.