Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

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What do you call a Woolworths that burnt down?

Coles.

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

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What will the ISIS be called when we eventually destroy them?

WASWAS.

What do you call an ISIS member who loves himself?

A nISISist

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How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

How do you find an old man in the dark?

It isn't hard.

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Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

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What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

What has 10,000 legs and can't walk?

Jerry's Kids...