What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

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How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

Why is ISIS going after programs?

Because they are executable

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How does french cheese expire?

From age

Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

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Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

Why do lesbians hate Nutella?

Because it's not nut-free

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Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

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Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

How did Ellen Pao get her job as CEO or Reddit?

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What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press