What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

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Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

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Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.

Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

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Why do Hutus hate Dustin Hoffman?

He impersonated a Tootsie.

Why do SJWs hate dentists?

Because they want to make teeth straight and white.

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What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

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How did Ellen Pao get her job as CEO or Reddit?

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Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

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What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.