What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

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How did ISIS do on their French test?

They bombed it...

How does ISIS cool down in the summer time?

In a blow up pool

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What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

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Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

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Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

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What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!

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It was the Wong choice

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What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press