What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

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What's colder than ice cream?

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French press. (Too soon?)

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French press

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Price is right!

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What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.