What do they teach in ISIS business school?

Execution is everything.

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What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

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What's the best part of an ISIS joke?

The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.

How do you tell a joke about ISIS?

It's all about the execution

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What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'