I teach you the goober quench!"
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Execution is everything.
The Elfabet!
Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.
A tutor.
Put him on fire.
WATERRR THOOOOOSSSSSEEEEE!!!!
Ed. U. Cation!
He had only one pupil.
Because they teach what is the history of Al Gebra.
Dronacharya
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Backwards.
A: He gets Tenyear.
To teach women to walk on their hind legs.
Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"
A tooter. (thanks, honey)
To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.
I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!
So he'd use natural logs!
To boldly split infinitives!
Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..
Second gear.
Why do turkeys always gobble? They havent been taught good table manners!
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.
Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!
To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.
Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.
In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.
Hippocampus!
A: Learning from your mistakes.
A tutor :)
Grandma and grandpa.
Jesus, take the wheel!
Because they got lost at C.
Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.
Use the forks Luke.
Dah okey pokey mon.
A. He can't keep the lilies alive.
Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!
Teach me senpai!
To teach their kids how to walk.
Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!
Yellow in the front, brown in the back.
THESE are the brakes!
Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
A droid
A tooter
Teaching the chicken to cook
Advanced methematics.
Teach me.
You should know more than your dog.
Grandparents.
Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.
Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her
His lily died
Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.
Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'
Jerry's Kids...
My erection.
A: A decade Ba dum tish.
ME: Bodily decay over decades until inevitable mortal collapse. You HER: ... ME: ... HER: ... V-Verizon.
History. Because history has always been written by wieners.
The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth
At LMN-tary school !
Good mourning.
When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.
Sparky.
Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin
Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !
Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!
Give it two test-tickles!
Czarcasm.
