Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.
No idear. What do you call a blind buck with no legs? Still no idear.
They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists
Because they're ugly and they stink.
The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
Watch the Parking son."
Someone told him there were two Lucilles
Clothes but no cigar...
Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.
on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.
Using a pair of Caesars.
A cow-culator! (Cue groans)
Math problems actually exist
To teach their kids how to walk.
Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.
They're both irrational.
Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)
Because they're constantly multiplying!
A headache.
Delta blues.
Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.
