What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

a polynomeal

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Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

Why do vegans hate themselves?

They are animal products.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What's an alcoholic's favourite type of Maths?

Swigonometry.

How does a cow do math?

With a cowculator!

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Whole Foods ME: Hi CLERK: Hello ME: Do you...uh CLERK: Do we what?

ME: Do you have any...uh CLERK: Go on ME: Do you have any Half Foods

What's the food equivalent to Rachel Dolezal?

a hamburger.