What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

a polynomeal

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Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

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What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

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What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

Where'd you get it?

Africa," says the parrot.

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Why do republicans hate math?

They were never comfortable with integration.

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

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What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

Why are a good majority of Americans obese?

At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.