What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

a polynomeal

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Why does Jesus Jaywalk?

Because he hates crosswalks

Why do feminists hate Medusa?

She's always objectifying people.

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What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

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What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

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Why are refugees bad at math?

They refuse to integrate.

What's an alcoholic's favourite type of Maths?

Swigonometry.

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When can you store food in a door?

When it's ajar.

What do Asgardians use to keep food hot?

A Thormos.