How does a Mathematician hang them selves?

With a hypotenuse.

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Where do criminal spiders hang out?

The deep web

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

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What did the mathematician do when he was constipated?

He worked it out with a pencil...

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

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What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

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How does a Mathematician hang them selves?

With a hypotenuse.

What do you call a suicidal mathematician smoking weed?

Hypotenuse