How does a Mathematician hang them selves?

With a hypotenuse.

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Where do all the cutest electrons hang out?

A d orbital

Where does a digital photographer hang his work?

On a jpeg.

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Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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What do you call a suicidal mathematician smoking weed?

Hypotenuse

What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.