How does a Mathematician hang them selves?

With a hypotenuse.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

What's your emergency, sir?

Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*

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What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries?

Fibbinouchie.

Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.

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Whos the funniest disney princess?

raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely..

How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

Hypotenuse Jokes More Hypotenuse Jokes

What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

How does a Mathematician hang them selves?

With a hypotenuse.