They tend to be shells of their former selves
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.
Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out
They Rocked their doors.
Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.
Kung Boo
Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out
Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)
In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)
It's sin-ful. self made joke
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A Cellfie
A Selfie!
With a hypotenuse.
raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely..
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...
Because Windows 7 8 9
Bison
No Self Esteem!
Sister Matic !
A brick to the back of his head should do it.
Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.
A Guardian of the Galaxy
To go to the Gun Store!!
Nailed it!"
He was cross.
A: Text-us
Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!
Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)
Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh
