They tend to be shells of their former selves
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.
Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out
They Rocked their doors.
Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.
Kung Boo
Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out
Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)
In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)
It's sin-ful. self made joke
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A Cellfie
A Selfie!
With a hypotenuse.
raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely..
Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.
Hebrews it.
He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)
Because tea leaves.
A. Lesbi-hens
it's like dating someone with low self-esteem.
He didn't know he had it in him.
Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)
Because they like being amoosed !
An oncologist
He gave her a ring.
An eskemo.....
Allahu Akburrrrrr
and the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."
Because he was trying to make both ends meet.
