What's the difference between a Catholic Priest... ... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector?

Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive?

A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.

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What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey?

A Tryptophanatic.

Where did I get my scarf?

It's a CVS receipt. You love it Oh thank you very much.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do catholic body builders lift?

Their guilt.

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.