What's the difference between a Catholic Priest... ... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector?

Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...

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What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist?

A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.

Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

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Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

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How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

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What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.