What's the difference between a Catholic Priest... ... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector?

Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...

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Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

Respiridol

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Why'd you call me Aphrodite?

After the Greek goddess of love" Kid 2: What about me pop "You're named after a famous chipmunk Alvin"

Why do blck men cry when they make love to white women?

Mace...

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Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.

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Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly?

Zero emissions.

What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator