What's the difference between a Catholic Priest... ... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector?

Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who does a ghoul fall in love with?

His ghoul friend.

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

What's the difference between a Catholic Priest... ... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector?

Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.