What's the difference between a Catholic Priest... ... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector?

Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

What's the difference between a hipster and a fire hose?

It takes more than one hipster to push the black people out of a neighborhood.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

Why don't owls make love in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Catholic?

Catholics acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle. Extra: What's the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics just acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle, Lutherans have a 15 minute conversation about booze.

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator