What's the difference between a Catholic Priest... ... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector?

Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?

A: By their names.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

What's the difference between a Catholic and Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale