What's the difference between a Catholic Priest... ... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector?

Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between askreddit's mods and askreddit's subscribers?

Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What's the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What do 0/10 little boys enjoy?

Catholic priests