Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...
Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin.
About 60 pounds.
Looking for love in all the wrong places.
The Swallow.
Their guilt.
What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit
They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.
One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.