What's the difference between a Catholic Priest... ... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector?

Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A: A fence.

Whats the difference between skinny and squat?

I never took a skinny on a girl's chest.

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Why do women love Satan?

He's down to Earth.

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

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What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

How can you tell the difference between a catholic, a baptist, and a Methodist?

A baptist will run into a liquor store, buy their alcohol and run out. A Methodist will walk into a liquor store and say high to everyone, then buy their alcohol and walk out. A catholic will show up to the store completely hammered, hug everyone, get their alcohol and stumble their way out of the store.

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.