What's the difference between a Catholic Priest... ... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector?

Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...

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What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

What's the difference between 'Oh' and 'Oooh'?

About three inches

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What's a parrot's favourite song?

I love Parrots in the Springtime!

Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

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Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal

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What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.