What's the difference between a Catholic Priest... ... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector?

Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Black man, and Batman?

Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin.

What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

What is the official bird of love?

The Swallow.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do catholic body builders lift?

Their guilt.

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.