What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

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Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

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What's the difference between a Baptist and a Catholic?

Catholics acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle. Extra: What's the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics just acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle, Lutherans have a 15 minute conversation about booze.

What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common?

They're both Catholics.

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What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

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What do you call it when a signal processing firm quickly remodels their entryway?

A fast foyer transform!

What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.