How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

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How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

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How many handicapped guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one if it's Professor X.

What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

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What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

What's the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.