How many handicapped guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one if it's Professor X.

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What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

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How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

None it is done by the automatic pilot.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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How many SJWs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S *NOT* FUNNY!

How many /r/Jokes mods does it take to change a light bulb?

removed

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What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +