How many handicapped guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one if it's Professor X.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

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How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +