How many handicapped guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one if it's Professor X.

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Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?

Not all men.

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How many trolls does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

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What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

How many handicapped guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one if it's Professor X.