How many handicapped guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one if it's Professor X.

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Why does he do that?

Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.

How many handicapped guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one if it's Professor X.

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How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!

How many Pollyanna's does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It's too dark.

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How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

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What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +