Professor X Jokes

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +

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What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

How many handicapped guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one if it's Professor X.

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Why didn't the engineering student have a good relationship with his professor?

There were too many truss problems.

Why was the professor cross-eyed?

Because he couldn't control his pupils!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just Juan.

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

X Jokes More X Jokes

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

Who invented the equation?

A X-pert

Lol Jokes More Lol Jokes

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL

What even is that?

United States: Lol, we made it up.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

Wheelie Jokes More Wheelie Jokes

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?

Anything it wants!