Professor X Jokes

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +

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What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

How many handicapped guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one if it's Professor X.

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What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.

What did the x-axis say to the y-axis?

This is my domain

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How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )

Wheelie Jokes More Wheelie Jokes

What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 10000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.

What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on."

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

What do you do before deploying a tickle into production?

A testicle!

Lol Jokes More Lol Jokes

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

Where are you going to keep them ?

Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !

Professor Jokes More Professor Jokes

What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

A: He gets Tenyear.

Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.