Professor +
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Professor + I'm sorry. lol.
Just one if it's Professor X.
Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.
100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
The function of u to the n
seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one
Give him a couple of test-tickles.
tummy, my X-Men!
PROFESSOR: It's Hume. ME: Sorry - whom is your favourite philosopher
Professor: Astronomical.
Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.
A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.
Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."
Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.