Professor X Jokes

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +

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What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

How many handicapped guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one if it's Professor X.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

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How many X does it take to lightbulb?

Karma?

What super hero league is Caitlyn Jenner part of?

The X-Men

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Ten-tickles!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None They don't make Pampers small enough.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

Wheelie Jokes More Wheelie Jokes

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +

What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

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What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)

What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

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Why didn't the engineering student have a good relationship with his professor?

There were too many truss problems.

What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

A: He gets Tenyear.