Professor X Jokes

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +

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What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

How many handicapped guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one if it's Professor X.

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How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

Wheelie Jokes More Wheelie Jokes

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +

What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

X Jokes More X Jokes

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

What is the integral of to the x?

The function of u to the n

Lol Jokes More Lol Jokes

What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled?

tummy, my X-Men!

Professor Jokes More Professor Jokes

Who is your favourite philosopher?

PROFESSOR: It's Hume. ME: Sorry - whom is your favourite philosopher

What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.