Professor X Jokes

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +

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What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

How many handicapped guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one if it's Professor X.

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How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

What's Caitlyn Jenner's favorite comic book?

X-Men

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What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

A: He gets Tenyear.

Why was the professor cross-eyed?

Because he couldn't control his pupils!

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Who are the most decent people in the hospital?

The ultrasound people.!! lol

What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

What do you want to do before you tickle someone?

Test-tickles

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How many ISIS mercenaries does it take to change a light bulb?

None stupid crusader, that's a job for the hostages!

How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

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What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

Wheelie Jokes More Wheelie Jokes

What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.