Professor X Jokes

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +

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What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

How many handicapped guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one if it's Professor X.

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How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.

How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

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Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Wheelie Jokes More Wheelie Jokes

What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

X Jokes More X Jokes

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

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Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

What does an octopus have ten of?

Tickles...

Lol Jokes More Lol Jokes

Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

What does it look like when someone is drowning?

lol

Professor Jokes More Professor Jokes

Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut