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Why can't americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL

Why are girls so hot?

because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P

Who are the most decent people in the hospital?

The ultrasound people.!! lol

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL

What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons?

A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

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What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

Which one of the smurfs is the only one to recycle?

Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box! Lol

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol

How do you LOL in N. Korea?

ROR! No one raugh in North Korea!

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

What does it look like when someone is drowning?

lol

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

Who's yo daddy?

Black girl: I dunno lol Black guy: Same lol

Whats Updog?

NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there

Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)

What even is that?

United States: Lol, we made it up.

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Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$k dogs?

In the lab.

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What did the Squirtle say to the Charmander?

X-post from /r/pokemon) Squirtle

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You pokemon.

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What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What do you call a lion with Down's syndrome?

A leotard.

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before marriage?

Feyonce

What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol

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What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

What's a cat's second favorite food?

A: Spa-catti!

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What do you call a bee that was born in the USA?

USB

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What game do you play with a gospel choir?

Where's Whitey

How do you organise games in Pompeii?

Make aedile.

Black Girl Jokes More Black Girl Jokes

How does a black girl know shes pregnant?

When all the cotton is picked off her tampon.

Why don't black girls wear underwear to cookouts?

To keep the flies off the fried chicken.