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Why can't americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL

Why are girls so hot?

because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P

Who are the most decent people in the hospital?

The ultrasound people.!! lol

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL

What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons?

A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

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What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

Which one of the smurfs is the only one to recycle?

Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box! Lol

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol

How do you LOL in N. Korea?

ROR! No one raugh in North Korea!

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

What does it look like when someone is drowning?

lol

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

Who's yo daddy?

Black girl: I dunno lol Black guy: Same lol

Whats Updog?

NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there

Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)

What even is that?

United States: Lol, we made it up.

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Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

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Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar

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What do you call americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

Why can't americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

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How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

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Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

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Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

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Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

To the re-tail store. :D

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'