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Why can't americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL

Why are girls so hot?

because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P

Who are the most decent people in the hospital?

The ultrasound people.!! lol

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL

What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons?

A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

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What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

Which one of the smurfs is the only one to recycle?

Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box! Lol

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol

How do you LOL in N. Korea?

ROR! No one raugh in North Korea!

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

What does it look like when someone is drowning?

lol

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

Who's yo daddy?

Black girl: I dunno lol Black guy: Same lol

Whats Updog?

NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there

Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)

What even is that?

United States: Lol, we made it up.

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Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

Why did the half blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do books have that Mexicans don't?

Papers.

Why do you not run over a Mexican on a bicycle?

It could be your bicycle!

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What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: One but don't expect results.

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How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if its lochte'd

How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

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How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

How old is your Grandma?

I dunno but we've had him a long time.