How old is your Grandma?

I dunno but we've had him a long time.

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Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

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How long you two been married?

It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

What grows on Seasame Street?

I dunno, a Grover something.

Who's yo daddy?

Black girl: I dunno lol Black guy: Same lol