Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?

One less drunk.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

S Jokes More S Jokes

What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

Whats another meaning for a women?

Finger puppet

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why is one side of the flying-V longer than the other?

Because there's more birds in it.

How much do flying broomsticks cost at Hogwarts?

Quid each.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

Who's the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy.

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye