Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

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Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !

What do you call a flying Grizzly?

a bearoplane

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What's the national bird of Iraq?

The drone.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital?

The hip Doctor!

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

How old is your Grandma?

I dunno but we've had him a long time.

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye