Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.

What's the difference between a collection and an addiction?

I don't have an alcohol collection.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.

Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Which fly makes films ?

Stephen Speilbug !

Why are 9/11 jokes never funny?

Because they always fly over everyone's head.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What is a stalkers favorite part of a hospital?

the I see you.

Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."