Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Elliot Rodgers and Malaysia Airlines?

Malaysia Airlines only has been shot down once.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the most dyslectic part of Asia?

Croatia!

Whats the best way to get over a girl?

Get under another one

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's big grey and flies straight up ?

An elecopter !

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye