Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What the difference between a feminist and a knife?

A knife has a point.

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.

What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

What goes zzub-zzub?

A bee flying backwards

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

What's the definition of a quarter tone?

A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What is a stalkers favorite part of a hospital?

the I see you.

What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye