Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

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What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

What do flies wear on their feet?

A: Shoos.

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What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder !

Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

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Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

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What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.