Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

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Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

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What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder !

What do you call a pizza chef on an airplane?

A flying saucer.

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How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

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Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

What did the saucer say to the teacup?

You have a hot bottom.