Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

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What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

A: He gobbles up.

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Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

What do you call a pizza chef on an airplane?

A flying saucer.

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Where do Martians drink beer ?

At a mars bar !

Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

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What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

What did the saucer say to the teacup?

You have a hot bottom.