What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

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What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!"

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

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Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!