What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

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Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

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I hold mine by the ears.

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Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

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I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

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What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

What did the saucer say to the teacup?

You have a hot bottom.