What did the saucer say to the teacup?

You have a hot bottom.

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How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

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What did the saucer say to the teacup?

You have a hot bottom.

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3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot