How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

What can be surmised from this?

A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

Teacup Jokes More Teacup Jokes

What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

What did the saucer say to the teacup?

You have a hot bottom.