How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why are elephants gray?

A: So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!

Teacup Jokes More Teacup Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.