How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ?

A gooseberry is green !

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

F Jokes More F Jokes

Why did the english student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

Teacup Jokes More Teacup Jokes

What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.